Fire Kills : UK - Fire Safety Advice?

	If you're on fire avoid petrol and other similar flammable materials. REMEMBER: FIRE KILLS!
Fire Fact...	UK Fire Fighters risk their lives on non-strike days. In return you can do your bit to make their lives a little easier. Pay your tax on time to fund the Fire-fighters Unions 40% pay rise demand, and follow the simple fire safety tips listed below... ● Don't just hit your smoke alarm with a broom handle when it goes off... Call the Fire Brigade. They'll appreciate a break from the monotony of darts and snooker. ● Keep matches and lighters away from children. Teach them SIS: Snort-Inject-Swallow...Smokeless drug consumption methods reduce fires! ● Don't smoke and sleep! ● Take care in the kitchen! Burnt food often becomes unpalatable, and in extreme cases can contribute to marriage break-up. Back to eFuck.co.uk Fire-Kills©2003 About Us \| Contact Us
In 2002, 1,086 UK men and 3 women suffered severe burn injuries as a direct result of igniting their own anally emitted gases!
Fire Fact...
Drinking petrol increases the risk of genital burns by 87% in those who habitually smoke whilst passing urine!
Fire Fact...
Flammable: Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly. Inflammable: Easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly... 26% of household fires are caused by language misinterpretation.
REMEMBER... GET OUT! STAY OUT! CALL YOUR INSURANCE!